This is actually brilliant.
This is the only John Green cameo I’ll get behind.
reblogging so john green can find this
Admit it. You need me. We’re connected!
Look how badass he is while holding that baby
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
THE BLESSING OF THOR
and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”
I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.
What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.
Rebloggin for the comments.
Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere.
I love you
ALL of you
this just keeps getting better!!!
Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.
And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”
“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”
“Oh my god, dad…”
“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”
“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”
And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”
“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”
“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”
“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”
“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”
“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”
“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”
“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”
“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”
“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”
“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”
“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”
“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”
“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”
#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen
but this just keeps getting better and better
EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS
OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying
It gets better every time!
I am CRYING oh my god
[[And there will be that one guy.
He won’t run or never call again.
He’ll sit there and play along.
“I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”
It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]
I didn’t even think it was possible for this post to get any better. Thanks for proving me wrong.
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
motherfuckin thank you
this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work.
THIS IS PERFECT
Highscore at 507435.
Highscore at 954825.
Found a way to cheat, actually. :P
Oh god no… No… NO… I WASTED TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS LONG AGO.
WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.
OH MY GOD
IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!
sometimes I imagine god talking to the angels like they’re his teenage children
“Damnit Gabriel I told you I don’t want you hanging around those Pagans! You’re going to end up just like your older brother!”
“Fuck you dad I can hang out with who ever I want THEY UNDERSTAND ME OKAY YOU JUST SIT AROUND TALKING ABOUT YOUR STUPID HUMANS AND-“
“OH DON’T YOU EVEN GO THERE GABRIEL I HAD THE SAME DAMN TALK WITH LUCIFER AND YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS NOW?”
“Dad I’m sorry I didn’t-“
‘HE’S IN HELL GABRIEL. HELL. DO YOU WANNA END UP IN HELL? I DON’T THINK SO. YOU BETTER CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE YOUNG ANGEL.”
“You know what this is why I hang out with the Pagans, they don’t scream at me just cause I wanna be in individual~ so fuck you dad okay I’m leaving!”
“YOU’RE NOT AN INDIVIDUAL DAMNIT YOU’RE A SOLDIER.”
then gabriel would walk out and slam the door and cas would be hiding under the bed with his teddy bear and balthazar would come in and hug him while michael went out to find gabriel and bring him home
and then when things were quiet, god would sigh and drunkenly contemplate where he went wrong raising such a fucked up bunch of kids
this went from adorable to painful in a matter of seconds
If you reblog:
• BBC Sherlock
• Doctor Who
• Harry Potter, etc..
I will follow EVERYONE.
- REBLOGS ONLY PLEASE, no likes
This has to happen. I refuse to die before this happens.
I am nOT OKAY
BUT DO YOU GUYS REALLY REALIZE HOW EXCITED KRIPKE AND MOFFTISS WOULD BE TO WORK TOGETHER?!
BREAK ALL THE HEARTS.
KILL ALL THE CHARACTERS.
THEN BRING ALL THE CHARACTERS BACK TO LIFE.